1. “Pressure”  
  2. “…the boys”
  3. “Safe hands”
  4. “WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT TO?!”
  5. “My under 12’s play better than this”
  6. “OPEN YOUR EYES UMP”
  7. “Stop fucking around and kick it long”
  8. “IN THE BACK”
  9. “HOLDING THE BALL”
  10. “Go back to AusKick”
  11. “Good one, dickhead”
  12. “Mate settle down there are kids around”
  13. “FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT”
  14. “I love a good biff “
  15. “I’m almost sure that that was a throw “
  16. “CARN *insert team name*”
  17. “HAVE A GO”
  18. “Someone give that ump some glasses”
  19. “Mate they’re having a laugh today”
  20. “$5.45 for a pie, that’s bullshit”
  21. “God I’m glad that footy is back”