- “Pressure”
- “…the boys”
- “Safe hands”
- “WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT TO?!”
- “My under 12’s play better than this”
- “OPEN YOUR EYES UMP”
- “Stop fucking around and kick it long”
- “IN THE BACK”
- “HOLDING THE BALL”
- “Go back to AusKick”
- “Good one, dickhead”
- “Mate settle down there are kids around”
- “FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT”
- “I love a good biff “
- “I’m almost sure that that was a throw “
- “CARN *insert team name*”
- “HAVE A GO”
- “Someone give that ump some glasses”
- “Mate they’re having a laugh today”
- “$5.45 for a pie, that’s bullshit”
- “God I’m glad that footy is back”
